“This toy makes me want to fuck”.
It does.
Kneel here. Get it wet.
Let’s get started.
My traditional birthday nude is neither traditional nor nude. I’m okay with it.
Wish me a happy birthday, click ‘like’ so I know you’ve strap-onned (is SO a word, and no I don’t mean ‘strapped-on’) with me. Oh, and send me presents.
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Happy birthday! (Long-time reader, first time commenter)
That’s a great picture – here’s to a fantastic year ahead, and you finding a boy to test that out on.
Thank you! :)
-Ferns
Happy birthday Ferns, i hope you’re going to have an awesome year, in which you find a boy that knows how to treat a lady well ;)
Thanks, I hope so… :).
Ferns
Pant, pant, pant…Fantastic. Prepare for the onslaught.
Heh… the internet doesn’t work the way you think it does.
Though your panting is appreciated.
Ferns
Happy Birthday, Ferns.
Thank you!! :)
Ferns
Happy Birthday, hope this is the best one yet. :)
It wasn’t bad at all :).
Ferns
Happy Birthday Ferns. May your day be filled with wonder & joy.
Thank you. I had a lovely day.
Ferns
Happy birthday. Love the picture. :)
Thank you! :)
Ferns
Happy birthday! I live the “let’s get started” – great picture!
*smile* Thanks.
Ferns
I *so* want one of those!
Happy Birthday!
Uh, yeah, I want one of those too – that one in the high heels with the white blouse
@ravensron It’s a one-off, very expensive, but worth every penny. Or so I hear…
Ferns
It is still virginal, so I can’t vouch for it in action, but for looks: A+ :).
Ferns
Happy Birthday!! Let’s break out your favorite champagne! Champagne and strapons – that’s the start of a great party!
Oh and those cookies that are good for dipping!
Champagne and strap-ons sounds just about perfect!
Wait… what cookies? And how about cake!
Ferns
Ding dong indeed!
Yes every woman does want one.
Or so they say.
But of course to me it’s just a phallusy – Happy Birthday Ferns!
@Satan: Badum-tish!! :P
Thank you for the birthday wishes.
Ferns
@Sir Puppington Lothian: *laugh* So very English dahling…
Ferns
Happy birthday, Ferns! (I’m not late – it’s still your birthday where I am.) Great photo, by the way :-)
Thank you! Not late at all, and certainly not as late as my replies!
Ferns
So beautiful. Your skin, those legs, the cleavage, that crease at the top of your thigh. Just beautiful.
Well, thank you so much for the loveliness *smile*.
Ferns
Happy birthday, Ferns, from Bonnie and I. It has been a pleasure to have read and followed you these last three years. May there be many more of these beautiful pictures to celebrate.
respectfully stan
Thank you to you and the lovely Bonnie. It has been a pleasure to have you here.
Ferns
Happy Birthday love
Coug
Nice hat btw ;)
Bahahaha! I was going to do a photo with it on, looking down to hide my face, but it looked weirdly weird.
Ferns
Thanks, hon.
Ferns
Happy Birthday!!!
You always do such a great job on the photograph!!!
Thanks so much greg!
Ferns
This photo makes me feel weak. Jesus fucking christ. Stunning.
*smile* Weak is good. I’ll take it. And stunning. I’ll happily take that also.
Ferns
Happy astoundingly belated birthday, lovely. You look younger every year! Breathtakingly beautiful.
*smile* Thank you for the lovely compliment and birthday wishes.
Ferns