Hello please_train_me_Mistress,
No, I won’t teach you. Don’t be passive and expect someone to spoon feed you. Use some initiative and learn at least something for yourself, then ask smart questions.
I suggest you go and read the message boards here [on CM]. Join Fetlife.com and read some discussions from people who live this. Even read my blog to get a realistic picture of what a D/s relationship might be like. Stop watching porn. Also read some books.
Ferns
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Very well said in few words and also very instructive to someone who really *wants* to learn
“Stop watching porn.”
Make me!
Coug
slapshot: “Very well said in few words and also very instructive to someone who really *wants* to learn”
Thanks slapshot. I refuse to give up!
Ferns
Coug: “Make me!”
Ah ha!!! I knew it was you sending me these emails!! Stop it Cougs, you *know* it's not going to work!
Ferns
I love the way you put them in their place. Peter
Peter,
“I love the way you put them in their place”
I enjoyed that too. Woof! It looked very . . . strict.
Miss Ferns, what were you wearing when you wrote that email to him? Just curious . . . .
Sir Puppington Lothian.
I've gotten so many emails like that one :( It's irritating that some people seem to think calling themselves submissive gives them permission to be lazy, but on the upside it means the few men I'd want anything to do with immediately stand out.
“Miss Ferns, what were you wearing when you wrote that email to him? Just curious . . .”
Black leather of course Jeez Ferns is da twue Domme
Coug
Peter: “I love the way you put them in their place.”
Thanks, I am sure they appreciate it also. Or not…
Ferns
puppy: “…what were you wearing when you wrote that email to him? Just curious…”
I was naked… duh!
Ferns
Coug: “Black leather of course Jeez Ferns is da twue Domme”
Um… yeah, I mean… I was wearing black leather, of course… duh!
Ferns
Stabbity: “…on the upside it means the few men I'd want anything to do with immediately stand out.”
YES!!! I know that some wonderful submissive men despair at the idiocy they see from others, but one hundred times this!
You, fabulous submissive men, yes YOU!! All of this means that you ARE the standouts, that when you send a note with intelligence and humour, we read it and go 'yay!!!'. Not just 'yay!!!', but 'YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!' Seriously. Not kidding.
Ferns
When I meet you, Miss Ferns, you know that I'm going to blow a raspberry on your stomach, don't you? Now, OK, I'll stand in the corner when you tell me to, for doing that, but I'll still be laughing . . . .
Sir Puppington Lothian.
puppy: “you know that I'm going to blow a raspberry on your stomach, don't you? Now, OK, I'll stand in the corner when you tell me to, for doing that, but I'll still be laughing . . . .”
*laugh* See, funny that you should mention something to do with mouths and tongues when my mind right now, this very second, is here. Raspberries? Come on now, don't be wasting my time…!
Ferns
Miss Ferns,
How on *earth* did you find that? That was eating like I've *never* seen it done before.
Damnit, I'm not going to sleep tonight . . . . :-)
puppy: “How on *earth* did you find that? That was eating like I've *never* seen it done before.”
Some of my favourite bloggers have 'porn portfolios'… this is Thumper's (oh the joy of having other people do the work of finding hot things and sharing them!).
The only thing that would have made it better was to hear him make those 'oh god, oh god' sounds… you know the ones… yeah, those.
Guh!! Messy HOT!!!
Ferns
. . . Yes, the 'oh god' sounds, definitely. And a lot more breathing. And gulping.
Though – sorry to be prim and stuff . . . but, hell, in his position I'd have shaved first. Ungentlemanly of him.
puppy: “Though – sorry to be prim and stuff . . . but, hell, in his position I'd have shaved first. Ungentlemanly of him.”
No no, she TOLD him to have a few days growth. That's what she likes.
Ferns