Scene: A weird conversation at work about cows… (don’t ask… really!)
Boy geek #1: Can you milk beef cows?
Me: *outraged look* Oh, come on now!! That’s just *wrong*!!
Boy geek #2: *cheeky grin* You just think it’s kinky!
Me: *laugh* Yeah, I totally do!
Boy geek #2: *laugh* I knew it!
Boy geek #1: …?
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We are sitting close, touching, stroking, heading home on the subway after an evening out with friends.
“I can’t wait until we get home and do some kissing…”
I shake my head. “No kissing…” I whisper.
He smiles at me, amused and puzzled. “No kissing?!”
I smile back and lean into him. “No.”
“Cuddling?”
“No, when we get home, you are going to stand naked in the corner…”
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“May I?”
“Do whatever you like.”
“I did the wrong thing, I’m so sorry…”
*shrug* “It’s okay.”
“Which one…?”
“Either is fine.”
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