I want very much to tell you stories and lovely things and send you snipped locks of hair and have you give me pieces of skin and bone and fix it all with you here so that we can fight and make up like we are a regular Joe and Mary (that’s you, by the way, Mary), and make you stand naked in the corner and write penance with your tongue on the wall and … Continue Reading
Do as I say, not as I do…
I am somehow obsessed with advice for newbies at the moment… I am not sure why… perhaps because I communicate with quite a few of them and I want them to have good experiences, to be successful, to find their bliss (yes, I know, that was too corny to be believed! Deal with it!).
Things I recommend to newbies are not necessarily things that I do myself. Yes, I am a hypocrite…
- Want to meet
Shoe shopping
We wander into the sex shop in the gay part of town. It is a rather conventional shop, by most standards, but oh, they have shoes. Stripper shoes a mile high, with clear heels and diamantes, platforms in white, red and black, ribbons and shiny leather.
I search through sizes while he idly browses beside me. I point some out to him, “Look, look at these, these are fabulous!!” He smiles and nods approval, “Yes … Continue Reading
Template preference
Thanks to all who expressed an opinion about the new template.
Final results:
76% liked this one better
22% liked the previous
2% said ‘Who the hell cares?!’, which I interpret as “I really don’t mind, I come here to read your writing, and you can present it in any manner you see fit, it is fine with me…”
None of you fessed up to finding the poll boring.
Look, here’s a graph!! (I find … Continue Reading