The following are my favourites of the recent searches that brought people to my blog:
- why are there a lot of femdom sites and no maledom [this one made me laugh because I imagine the searcher getting here and going ‘oh, for fuck’s sake, not ANOTHER one!?!!’]
- bdsm flesh hooks buy
- cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh
- casual happy femdom
- gentle domme matronly
- spanking pyjama
- soap making bdsm what is
- ridiculous femdom look
- porn video “my cunt up close”
- naked sweaty female slaves free videos
- men in kilts fucking
- is jared leto a domme
- hey big dick
- why are most dommes old?
- willie woofter penis photos
- female led marriage naked male buttocks
- domme nerd
- domina or sweaty
- deadly fighting dommes
I offer my heartfelt apologies to all of those disappointed folks.
Though I can confirm that yes, Jared Leto is indeed a Domme….
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Ah – brilliant! I love these. My favourite is the “cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh” one – very stream of consciousness. And it confirms my already strong suspicions that google can hear what we are thinking. This poor guy was probably just walking past a computer when it stole his thoughts.
I sincerely hope Jared Leto is a Domme – he'd be magnificant in drag.
Um, Mistress Ferns?
Please steer clear of those “deadly fighting dommes”. They sound mean, and I don't want your hair ruffled or your beautiful nails broken.
Thanks,
Clarence the Ferns Fan.
these are great! haha
Well, you do strike me as a casual happy domme.
Message sent ;)
Im not going to be able to resist.
I must google
deadly fighting dommes and domme nerd.
-MistressKimm
J: “Ah – brilliant! I love these. My favourite is the “cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh” one – very stream of consciousness.”
*laugh* Yes, I love them too! The 'unnghh' is the perfect finishing touch.
Ferns
Clarence: “Please steer clear of those “deadly fighting dommes”. They sound mean, and I don't want your hair ruffled or your beautiful nails broken.”
Don't worry, I will steer well clear, I am a delicate flower!
I realised upon review that I neglected to add the search term 'chainsaw dommes'… I'd like to see 'deadly fighting dommes vs chainsaw dommes'! *laugh*
Ferns
Sweets: “these are great! haha”
Aren't they? They are still amusing me… I particularly like 'hey big dick', as if the searcher is trying to start a dialogue with his cock via google. *chuckle* Good luck, guy!
Ferns
Domme nerd might be a pretty accurate search, though. I mean, how many other dommes have graph porn?
Arnaut Rosseau: “Well, you do strike me as a casual happy domme.”
I am! And I do appreciate you not choosing some of the others to validate the search results: “Well, you do strike me as someone with a ridiculous femdom look.”
Ferns
Secretive Slave: “Message sent ;)”
*smile* Shhhh… secret squirrel stuff…
Ferns
MistressKimm: “Im not going to be able to resist.
I must google deadly fighting dommes and domme nerd.”
Heh… Well, if I am highly ranked in those results, I need to take a good long look at my content!
Ferns
Anonymous: “Domme nerd might be a pretty accurate search, though. I mean, how many other dommes have graph porn?”
You do make a very compelling point there… Domina Nerdicus Maxima…
Ferns
Anonymous: Oh! And actually 'spanking pyjama' can also not be considered a fail because of this post…
Ferns
hahaha
you are now the #1 result on google for 'deadly fighting dommes'
and #4 for domme nerds (right above an erotic story entitled: 'crack whore'
just thought I would share that and prove that I could not resist.
-MK
The world needs more casual happy femdom!
A few favorites from mine-
“she brings home cum” (look what I got on sale!)
“i play with my cock” (Good for you. And you were searching for this online because……?)
“crackheads swallowing cum” (ummmmm………)
MK: “you are now the #1 result on google for 'deadly fighting dommes' and #4 for domme nerds (right above an erotic story entitled: 'crack whore'”
*laugh* Self fulfilling prophecy!! The fact that we have now said 'crack whore' twice should bump me up there also!!
Ferns
pureliquidkink: “The world needs more casual happy femdom!”
It does!!
“A few favorites from mine-…”
I LOVE them, thank you! I laughed out loud at “i play with my cock”… still laughing…!!
Ferns
men in kilts,
mmmmmmm
dishevelleddomina: “men in kilts, mmmmmmm”
*laugh* I totally agree and our tastes there are in complete alignment!
I can't at all blame the searcher for that search… men in kilts fucking would be hot.
Ferns
Awesome!
My favourite is “unnghh”. Who would search for “unnghh”?
Also, the soap one makes me wonder.
@ pureliquidkink: the crackhead one is weird.
N: “My favourite is “unnghh”. Who would search for “unnghh”?”
I know, right?! It still makes me laugh!
“Also, the soap one makes me wonder.”
It is strange, that's for sure, however is it any more strange that I actually DO mention soap making in a sex blog? Heh.
Ferns