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I have done an audio reading before, and kept intending to do more and just never got around to it.
Given I just wrote about reading this one as a bedtime story, I thought I would record it (see how that works? I am triple-dipping on that post!! This is what pure laziness looks like, people!).
If you like it and want to hear more, then encourage me with flattery and champagne (okay, fine, just flattery then!).
Last time I posted a reading, one of my audio-wizard readers cleaned up the file to improve the quality, so if you have the mad skillz, I’ll happily accept improvements!
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How coincidental. I just sent you a message about voice readings. You have a lovely accent. Even if you proclaim in your other post that you do not. =P
But then again, I can’t tell an Aussie accent from an English one, and the only way I know an Irish one is by the slang they use.
Either way. Very well done. =D
Lady D
“How coincidental. I just sent you a message about voice readings.”
*laugh* Not really coincidental: I had it sitting there for a week or so (pretending I was going to try and improve the quality before posting) and your note reminded me of it.
“You have a lovely accent. Even if you proclaim in your other post that you do not.”
No accent! You are delusional!
“Either way. Very well done.”
Thank you.
Ferns
Jesus H Christ on a broomstick – that was sexy as godeffingdammit! Crikey!
I am writing my senators to propose immediate importing for Aussie women; the more sooner, the better.
“Jesus H Christ on a broomstick – that was sexy as godeffingdammit! Crikey!”
See you can get away without champagne if you compliment me with blasphemy like that! *takes a bow*
“I am writing my senators to propose immediate importing for Aussie women; the more sooner, the better.”
I’m all for it, American men are yummy. First class ticket though, right?
Ferns
This will certainly become a deciding issue during this election cycle. I propose we start funding for a bridge down under immediately.
Trying to figure out why it’s so damn hot.
Probably because I can hear that you are going to be getting whatever the hell you want regardless of how he feels about it.
Get a sense that if a man is tied up and at your disposal then it’s way, way too late for him to be saying “Actually I’d prefer if you didn’t….”
Discussion time is over by that point. You are in charge.
At least that’s what I get from your voice.
“Trying to figure out why it’s so damn hot.”
Glad you found it so, regardless of the reasons.
“… if a man is tied up and at your disposal then it’s way, way too late for him to be saying “Actually I’d prefer if you didn’t…””
*laugh* I’d say that’s a fair statement… ditto “Excuse me, would you mind very much not doing…”
“Discussion time is over by that point. You are in charge.”
Yes, and he’ll be grateful for it.
Ferns
OOOOOHHHHH…. My Bedtime story!… Thank you *SO* much! Looking forward to listening to that lovely, non-accented voice as I drift off to dreamland.
You’re very welcome, it will lull you to sleep all gentle-like…
Ferns
Ferns, is that poetic sexy voice really you?
I can’t get over it yet.
In my head I was sure that you had the voice of a cheeky Kylie Minogue. You do surprise me.
Your voice would still sound ladylike even if you said hell or fart or anything.
I say encore.
Satan
“Ferns, is that poetic sexy voice really you?”
Yes, it really is, Satan. When I am rich and famous, I will employ a voice double, but until then, it’s me.
“Your voice would still sound ladylike even if you said hell or fart or anything.”
What about fuck or cunt? I said both in my readings, I think… I am all about the ladylike-ness you know…
“I say encore.”
*smile* Encore request noted, thank you.
Ferns
I think if I tried listening to this while going to sleep, I’d have one of those strange dreams where I wake up sweaty and confused and a little scared.
…Not that that would be a bad thing.
“…sweaty and confused and a little scared.”
Sounds hot. Tease.
Ferns
Wow! And I already liked it in writing!
Thanks Tom, a ‘wow’ is always good! I’m glad you liked my triple dipping!
Ferns
WOW! This is incredibly fucking hot! i love Your amazing voice! i am in awe of the sexual violence inside You! i would love to be Your boy to take in just that way! Thank You Goddess!!
“This is incredibly fucking hot! i love Your amazing voice!”
*smile* Glad you enjoyed it, submale. And you are welcome.
Ferns
…annnnnd sub males allll around the planet began the fap fest!
*giggle*
Your voice is gorgeous!
M. FV: “…annnnnd sub males allll around the planet began the fap fest!”
*laugh* Nooooo… come on!! Boys don’t do that, do they?!
“Your voice is gorgeous!”
Thank you!
Ferns
Mistress Ferns:
Your voice is nice, though it is different than I thought it would be :) To me, your voice says : tough, sophisticated, and sexy.
Anyway thanks for letting us to get to know you a little better.
A hug,
The Mysterious Brat
“… though it is different than I thought it would be”
I could have sworn I saw a comment (from you?) saying that you thought I would sound like Kylie… did I imagine that?
“To me, your voice says : tough, sophisticated, and sexy.”
That’ll do nicely *smile*
“Anyway thanks for letting us to get to know you a little better.”
You’re most welcome, not-very-mysterious brat!
Ferns
It’s a little surreal to hear someone’s voice after only reading their words for so long (I must have missed the last audio reading you did). You have a lovely voice, I hope you do more readings.
“It’s a little surreal to hear someone’s voice after only reading their words for so long”
I know exactly what you mean!! I find that every time I get a little more information about someone (email -> photo -> IM -> phone -> meeting), I have to do a little mental reshuffle and reconciliation to put it together with what I had before… It *is* surreal.
“You have a lovely voice, I hope you do more readings.”
Thank you! I quite like doing the actual reading, mostly it’s the poor quality that makes me reluctant (not that I’m a perfectionist or anything…!).
Ferns
Strewth mate strain the flamin crews and all that malarky *ponders more sterotyping then figures thats enough Ferns might send Australian spiders of DEATH! in the post*
Hot as hell mind you!
Coug
The redbacks are on their way you cheeky cow… Tiny little critters, you will hardly feel a thing!!
“Hot as hell mind you!”
Thank you kindly!
Ferns
Finally found time to catch up and listen to this one, and damn it was hot! Always nice to hear a fellow Aussie talking dirty too :-) You should definitely do more of these! Thanks for sharing
Yay for fellow Aussies! I’m glad you liked it!
Ferns
Mmm, such a lovely voice, such lovely words. Very glad I found this blog.
Thank you Spike, and welcome! I’m glad you found it too.
Ferns
Whispers whispers. I felt like I should sleep. But I fought the sleep. Which is becoming a normal occurrence for me. Just to keep the whispers.
I found a perfect place to stop reading and go off to sleep… A bedtime story!!! (sexual violence is SO much better thn the “regular” kind)