She has shown off her physical ability (albeit clumsily, while flailing about like the subspecies, Phoebeus Embarrassus), we have taken a peek at her mating habits, we have ascertained that she has a ‘sloth beats greed‘ approach to food, and she has also demonstrated that she doesn’t cook.
So then, what does this elusive creature eat?
Let’s take a look, shall we? Quietly now, so that we don’t disturb the Domina Awesomina in her natural habitat.
Standard breakfast: Scrambled eggsGippsland mango passionfruit yoghurtRice paper rolls with Vietnamese dipping sauceAir popped popcorn with real butterPepperoni mushroom chilli pizza (before)Pepperoni mushroom chilli pizza (after)Miso soup with chickenHazelnut tiramisuToasted chicken cheese tomato avocado wrapHome made lentil soupHam and salad wrapCheese and bacon pinwheelsVegetable snacksChicken and salad wrapMiso and champagne with hibiscus flowerCaramel tart
Actually, we are able to glean a fair amount of information from these early data samples. She is a high maintenance creature, certainly, but not so much so as her even cuter cousin, the koala, who eats nothing but bamboo shoots.
There seems to be a natural affinity for healthy, balanced, varied food sources, which might lead us to believe that this species may have an excessive amount of energy to burn. This, in turn, may lead to behavioural patterns such as cardiovascular workouts on a REGULAR basis, regardless of her seeming desire to not push herself in this direction.
The low percentage of red meat should be encouraged, as a higher intake of animal fat might tend to slow her down, which in turn could lead to irritability, which itself could spell danger for others locked in her cage.
*laugh* You are thinking of pandas! Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves!
“…which in turn could lead to irritability, which itself could spell danger for others locked in her cage.”
I’d not recommend putting her in a cage at all, however if you are referring to ‘a cage that she might own’… well, that’s a different story, and in that instance, I’d agree that her irritability is to be avoided at all costs.
Other than that, I believe the data supports your analysis overall. Further study would likely yield more information.
Email me, I will happily share, though I doubt you need recipes for wraps or rice paper rolls or miso soup or scrambled eggs or … um… what DID you want the recipe for?
A wonderfully eclectic menu with sensible portions, healthy ingredients and is artfully presented.
Other than the stunning lack of alcoholic beverages (Only one glass of champaign?!) What’s not to like?
Wow! That’s..that’s wow – that’s some beautiful & delicious-looking food. And, if you don’t mind me saying so, I’m certain watching you eat it would be a lovely sight indeed.
Thanks, M, and no, I don’t mind you saying that watching me eat it would be a lovely sight at all. I’m not even going to argue the point, I mean, really, anything that involves lips, mouths and tongues has got to be good, right? Also, I have impeccable eating habits.
I love prawns, but they have to be fresh and then you have to cook them (somehow) and then you have to peel them (icky) and only THEN do you get to eat them…
I just need someone to do all that for me, and then hand feed me.
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Actually, we are able to glean a fair amount of information from these early data samples. She is a high maintenance creature, certainly, but not so much so as her even cuter cousin, the koala, who eats nothing but bamboo shoots.
There seems to be a natural affinity for healthy, balanced, varied food sources, which might lead us to believe that this species may have an excessive amount of energy to burn. This, in turn, may lead to behavioural patterns such as cardiovascular workouts on a REGULAR basis, regardless of her seeming desire to not push herself in this direction.
The low percentage of red meat should be encouraged, as a higher intake of animal fat might tend to slow her down, which in turn could lead to irritability, which itself could spell danger for others locked in her cage.
“…the koala, who eats nothing but bamboo shoots.”
*laugh* You are thinking of pandas! Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves!
“…which in turn could lead to irritability, which itself could spell danger for others locked in her cage.”
I’d not recommend putting her in a cage at all, however if you are referring to ‘a cage that she might own’… well, that’s a different story, and in that instance, I’d agree that her irritability is to be avoided at all costs.
Other than that, I believe the data supports your analysis overall. Further study would likely yield more information.
Ferns
Holy Toledo! Is that in one day?
That pizza doesn’t look low carb, does it? I don’t think she’s eating enough bacon.
But it all looks so colorful and tasty.
“Holy Toledo! Is that in one day?”
No way Tom, that was all before lunch.
“I don’t think she’s eating enough bacon.”
Nobody EVER eats enough bacon!!
“But it all looks so colorful and tasty.”
Inorite?!
Ferns
No wonder “someone” needs to workout.
“Elusive creature” indeed!
rem
I don’t actually *need* to work out at all (ref: photos of me on this blog).
I *choose* to work out right now because, well, THIS *laugh*.
Ferns
recipies.
Yours.
I want them.
(Trying to collect bachelor chow food ideas).
Email me, I will happily share, though I doubt you need recipes for wraps or rice paper rolls or miso soup or scrambled eggs or … um… what DID you want the recipe for?
Ferns
Email sent XD
Did you make that tiramisu? It’s gorgeous! *innuendo about being you are what you eat*
I’m ok around the kitchen, but my food is always better tasting than looking?
“Did you make that tiramisu?”
*laugh* Oh my god, no!!!
“It’s gorgeous! *innuendo about being you are what you eat*”
*smile* Innuendoed compliment much appreciated, thank you.
“I’m ok around the kitchen, but my food is always better tasting than looking?”
I’m rubbish in the kitchen and I am heartily impressed at how yummy a lot of my food looks (and tastes)! Go me!
Ferns
A wonderfully eclectic menu with sensible portions, healthy ingredients and is artfully presented.
Other than the stunning lack of alcoholic beverages (Only one glass of champaign?!) What’s not to like?
“A wonderfully eclectic menu with sensible portions, healthy ingredients and is artfully presented.”
Not too shabby for someone who doesn’t cook, right?
I should have ended the post with about 10 increasingly blurry photos of glasses of champagne. That would have been funny!!
Ferns
Wow! That’s..that’s wow – that’s some beautiful & delicious-looking food. And, if you don’t mind me saying so, I’m certain watching you eat it would be a lovely sight indeed.
Thanks, M, and no, I don’t mind you saying that watching me eat it would be a lovely sight at all. I’m not even going to argue the point, I mean, really, anything that involves lips, mouths and tongues has got to be good, right? Also, I have impeccable eating habits.
Ferns
Hazelnut tiramisu? Sounds delicious. You should try tiramisu with mixed berries some time.
I *should* try that! All types of tiramisu are of intense interest to me!!
Unfortunately, that one looked better than it tasted… *sad face*.
Ferns
It all looks tasty and colorful. Just lacking bacon and Sriracha.
However, zhushing!
Sriracha went into the miso, and into the lentil soup!
And hell yes there was zshushing!!
Ferns
No bacon ? I’m shocked….SHOCKED I tell you
Coug
There was bacon in the ‘cheese and bacon pinwheels’!! The tell was in the word ‘bacon’ in there!
Though I have to agree that there was NOT ENOUGH BACON. I will work on that.
Ferns
REAL bacon involves bread and brown sauce EVERYBODY knows that
Coug
Your latest project is worthy of bacon. Do you have a mail drop?
Just leave it out, I can sniff bacon from miles away!!
Ferns
Oh yes and another thing catches mah ever vigilant twue Domme eye
Strewth mate no bloody prawns what kind of Aussie are you for Gawds sake ?
Coug
I love prawns, but they have to be fresh and then you have to cook them (somehow) and then you have to peel them (icky) and only THEN do you get to eat them…
I just need someone to do all that for me, and then hand feed me.
Ferns
Am I the only one who read this in a hushed, intense, David Attenborough-esque mental voice? Bueller? Bueller?
;)
I didn’t till I saw your post and then I did! lol
Coug
*laugh* I was *totally* hearing that voice in my head when I wrote it! Thank you!!
Ferns
I want to cook for you. Even though I can’t be bothered to cook for myself at the moment. The kitchen is all the way over there! *pout*