Dear world,
It’s my birthday.
In honour of this momentous occasion, and as tradition dictates, I am sharing yet another photo of me where the majority of the pixels are bare skin*. See me glorying in your cancerous sunlight yet again!
Please send presents.
Sincerely, Ferns
Hit the ‘Likes’ star. Yes that one just down there. It’s my birthday, so you have to do what I say.
Also leave a sweet comment. Go on!
Did I mention that it’s my birthday?
* Since I get asked this every time I post one of these photos: Yes, of course that’s me!
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A beautiful beach, on a beautiful day, and then there’s beautiful YOU. I just *LOVE* tradition!
Have a perfectly wonderful special day.
*warm hugs*
*smile* Thank you for the lovely compliment, and I did have quite a wonderful day!
Ferns
It looks like you may have missed a few spots right above the top area and midsection with sunblock an I would feel horrible if I just sat around and knowingly let you burn. I just happen to have a bottle of sunblock right here. *grins* You just say the word!
Its amazing how it is your birthday but everytime I am given the honor to view your beauty in some way I feel as though its really my birthday.
Respectfully,
mysticlez
Bring on the sunblock!! *rolls over*
And thank you for the compliment *smile*.
Ferns
Damned gorgeous. Who’s rubbing on sunscreen then??
Happy Birthday beautiful girl. xxx
Thank you!
And apparently Mystic is doing that. I’m all greased up… wrestling next!
Ferns
Happy Birthday!!!!
Thanks!!
Ferns
Happy birthday , Goddess !!!
From the other side of the Earth
Oh , and still digging :)
Thank you.
I’ll keep an eye out for a dirty, tired foreigner emerging out of a hole in the ground… (Wait… I think I just described a zombie *suspicious squint*).
Ferns
Happy birthday! Hopefully you have had a fantastic day of celebration and fun. :)
I did have rather a fantastic day, thank you *smile*.
Ferns
Happy Birthday Ferns!
Is it just me or is there less skin this year than years previous, after all the work you’re putting in at the gym, it’s a shame not to show it off.
Thank you! And yes your observational powers serve you well.
My photographer is still finding locations with acceptable light and ambiance to shoot more… um… ‘fleshy’ pictures.
Stay tuned!
Ferns
Happy Birthday! I’ll be over here cursing the fact that you’re not of the lesbian persuasion *grumble all the hot ones are straight grrrr*
*laugh* Thank you, and for the grumbling!
Ferns
Happppppppppy Birthday to an incredibly sharp, witty, kind, sexy, fun, wise and fit friend! And a lovely Domme to boot!
At least mentally pouring you your favorite champagne!
Awww sweet, thanks.
I’ll always take virtual pouring of my favourite champagne, especially from someone who delivers *smile*.
Ferns
*Whispers to Becca* Did she promise you a toaster oven too?
I love the bikini Ferns * sends you internet chocs and champagne* Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know
Coug
I got a blender promise… I’m thinking I got the shaft
*laugh* There IS a toaster oven! You just haven’t earnt it yet!
Thank you for the love!
Ferns
Happy Day Lovely!
You’re fabulous… and you look hot too!
Aww, thanks *smile*.
Ferns
It’s your day but you’re the one giving us presents?
I like the way you think! (As usual)
Have a great day!
I know, I am so good to you!!!
I did have a great day, thank you!
Ferns
Happy Birthday Ferns – you are a woman i come looking for when my boi is being bad, or my heart feels worried!! Thanks for being you – YOU are fab!!!!
I’m glad, and flattered, that you get some goodness here, thank you for the loveliness!
Ferns
Happy birthday Ferns! ~~~waves from South Africa~~~
*grins… waves back from Australia* Thank you!
Ferns
I too wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
appy
Thanks appy!
Ferns
Happy Birthday Ferns! May this next year bring you someone lovely to beat…
Thanks, I hope so, and you too with your forever man (erm… and probably replace ‘beat’ with ‘peg’ *smile*)!
Ferns
Hello Ferns,
Have a Hell of a Happy Biirthday!
Satan
Thank you Satan!
Though I am probably going to hell not only for all the other stuff, but for not being able to watch more than a few seconds of that very strange video…
Ferns
Ever so lovely! isn’t ‘like’ too modest for this photo?
Thank you! I was tempted to change it to ‘OMG YOU ARE SOOO MAGNIFICENT!’ but I thought that might just be too much!! *smile*
Ferns
Do the shoes and the hat match the bikini? (smile) Sure seems like a hint of Batik in that pattern. Happy Birthdate Ferns!!
No no, they don’t.
Wait… which shoes? What hat?!!
Thank you for the birthday wishes!
Ferns
Whew! Is it hot down under, or is it you?
Totally me! *preen*
Ferns
Damn, I hit the star and turned 69 into 70. I ruined the perfect number!
Someone had to break the seal! Thank you for being brave enough to do it.
I was going to make you happy by pointing out that my LAST nude was on 69, but *someone hit that one also*!
*sigh*
It’s all ruined… RUINED I SAY!!
Ferns
Haaaaaaaaaaaaapy Birrrrrrrrrrrrthday.
The sound is distorted because it had to go around the world. Or maybe the ball gag. I could go either way on this one.
I’m thinking both *laugh*.
Thank you!
Ferns
mamma mia !
happy birthday !
“… here I go again…”
Thank you for the exclamation slash singing, and for the birthday wishes *smile*.
Ferns
Oops, I’m late!
Very happy post-birthday!!!
*smile* Late is most welcome – it means I get to stretch my birthday out!
Thank you!
Ferns
Belated happy birthday. And yes the bikini suits you.
You look gorgeous and very sexy.
Humbly k tigger_sub
Thank you so much, katherine!! *smile*
Ferns
Happy Birthday!
*smile* Thank you! Though you are a bit late for this one… better wish me happy birthday again over here…
Ferns