Random things I’ve said recently, no context.
I eat pretty healthy for someone who doesn’t cook.
For example, last night I had cheese and gherkins for dinner, soooo….
I appear to have burnt my face off
I never end up making it because I am a master fuck-arounder-er
I AM BRIGHT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, BITCH!
We got rocks thrown at us & chased by a group of men for kissing in the street
… Continue Reading…my human
I texted the vanilla man I asked out last year. I know it’s been FOR-EVAAARR, but he was still on my mind. Enough time has passed for him to deal with the stuff that was going on in his life, so I figured he was worth another nudge.
I also optimistically rejoined a vanilla dating site. Cue the usual ‘wtf is WRONG with people’ type messages:
… Continue ReadingHi how are you feeling now love feel
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It’s hard to write about the issues I have with the lines blurring between professional and lifestyle Dommes without sounding like I’m anti sex workers.
But I’m not. I think pro-Dommes are amazing.
I think skilled, ethical real-world pro dominants do an awesome and valuable job. The good ones invest considerable time, energy, and money into their craft, their spaces, their equipment and into making sure their clients get what they paid for, both physically … Continue Reading
The contact with the lovely man I had a cute chat with at the BDSM event didn’t go anywhere and a friend asked me ‘well why don’t you contact him again?’
Because there’s no ‘fuck yeah!’ there.
I was the one who made the approach to talk to him at the event, I was the one who asked for his contact details, we exchanged a couple of friendly emails after the fact. I sent the … Continue Reading
Sometime soon-ish, the Masocast podcast will be publishing my third (THIRD!) interview :).
It’s been recorded already, but editing and post-production is a full time job (not for me, for the fabulous @UnspeakableAxe who creates the podcast).
We asked Twitter peeps for questions just before the interview and one was ‘what is your beauty routine?’ I can’t find that question now to credit the asker, but I know Axe did ask me, and I also … Continue Reading
Welcome to another episode of ‘Ferns drinks champagne and talks…’ Topics include:
Fun facts:
1. Those legs in the photo ARE mine, yes and… Continue Reading
