Shameless blog whoring (again!)

I do this every year, because I HAVE NO SHAME. None. Zero. Shameless.

I’ve been in the Top 100 Sex Bloggers list for the last three years. Aw yeah I have!

But it’s not enough. IT’S NEVER ENOUGH!!

Because I am a greedy attention whore.

If you like my blog, if you read it every now and then, or if you read it obsessively like an obsessed reader-thing (thank you so much!!), if you get … Continue Reading

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I bought all the dicks!!

Today I ordered a bag of dicks *laugh* (seriously, am I 13 years old that I am sniggering at that?).

If you hurry, you can get some too – Tantus grab bag: wonderful quality and super cheap for 72 hours. Go!!
Edited to add: The sale is over now. You can still click the link above and find some bargains, but no longer the super duper bargains I was pimping.

I bought these:

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Shit Ferns says #10

There is a contingent on Twitter whose sole purpose seems to be to create 140 characters of sickly love-related tweetery that is so corny and cringeworthy that I can feel my internal organs die a little each time one crosses my timeline.

As sweetness between two individuals, I think a recipient might well adore it. But broadcast as ‘declarations of deep love’, they make me want to smack someone in the face.

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Ferns comic!

The very talented Submissive Guy Comics made (another) comic of me based on something I said on Twitter.

This one was a birthday gift – LOVE! *smile*

Thank you so much!!

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Pimp my blog!

Given that some people have lost or moved their blogs due to actions taken by Blogger or WordPress.com, I thought I’d do a post purely to pimp out BDSM blogs.

I’m not just pimping those who have changed address, I am das über pimp: If you have a BDSM-related blog, I’m happy to give you a shout-out with my big furry hat and purple velvet jacket on.

Wonderful blogs that have recently moved
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Blogger & WordPress.com deleting sex blogs (PSA)

If you are on Blogger, you already know that Google (who owns Blogger) is deleting blogs with adult affiliate links or ads – they sent out an email to users about it.

In the last few days, friends on Twitter have been reporting that WordPress.com is also deleting sex blogs. Not for affiliate links or ads, but for violating their Terms of Service which prohibits ‘pornographic content’ (as it has since 2009). There is no … Continue Reading

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Sex noises

I don’t pay attention to the sounds I make when I am on the receiving end of pleasure. If I am paying attention to the noise I make, my focus is in the wrong place.

Mostly, I am inarticulately vocal. By that I mean that I don’t talk much, but I make sounds of pleasure… moans, groans, breathy sighs, maybe whimpers. They mostly mean some version of ‘more of that’ or ‘yes, there’ or ‘please, … Continue Reading

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