I learned the word ‘twitterpated’ recently.
I thought it had something to do with Twitter.
It doesn’t.
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twit·ter·pat·ed [twit-er-pey-tid]
adjective Informal.
excited or overcome by romantic feelings; smitten.
Origin:
1942; first used in the movie Bambi; twitter + -pated
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Though it should have to do with Twitter.
Because of cuteness like this:
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Random, no context.
The asked-for-cock-shot is the holy grail of cock shots, the zenith, the pinnacle, rare & precious
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing… and so it goes…
What you actually have to do involves unicorn sweat, fairy dust, rat poison & a hairless goat
We’re not at a union negotiating table here…
I am a cock shot repellent. If only I could bottle it!
… Continue Reading…my wanking is an absolute single minded
More randomness that made perfect sense at the time…
I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
A celebratory ‘fuck off!’ drink!
I want to create a profile called MistressDerp and then post derpy face pics and say derpy things. That would be fucking funny, right?
… Continue ReadingJust as well you aren’t a
Random things, no context.
I’m piloting that potpourri right into a herd of puppies!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!
And no, really, a cock is a boy-handle, if you want to get technical
Vs dressed up as if your partner is a box of stupid and everyone wants to own the box of stupid
Because the internet is all your fault? THAT’S RIGHT!!!
… Continue ReadingIt will be done in your blood, natch, which must be blessed by
I’ve discovered that a plugin that I use here on my blog allows me to initiate a chat with someone when they are reading my blog.
This amuses me greatly because if it happened to me on someone’s blog, it would FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!! I think I would get such a shock that I would click the little x at the top of the screen so fast my head would spin.
I was trying to figure out what I wanted to talk about with you good folks, what I was in the mood for, and nothing quite fitted right.
Then I was chatting with my friend Captain Andy, who was having a beer, with his doodle pad nearby. I asked him to send me a doodle, and five minutes later, I had this.
I laughed so hard, I had to share it.
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Do you want to sit in on a chat with me? Pretend we are in a bar, having some champagne, and having a cosy little chat? You can, sort of!
Unspeakable Axe and I talked for nearly three hours when he interviewed me for Masocast. His interview style is lovely, so it’s a low key, casual, friendly chat where we cover a whole range of topics.
He then had to trawl through my ramblings … Continue Reading
