In lieu of actually writing anything of my own, I have updated my blogroll, peeking into the lives and thoughts of others and wanting to share them: “Look, look!!”
I’ve added vanilla links also for the first time. My tendency is towards beautiful things: those that make me laugh, yearn, smile or sigh. Happy-making things.
I suspect some of you perves might be tempted to skip over the vanilla goodness, but I have just … Continue Reading
“If wanting some degree of intelligence in those I speak with makes me a cow… Well, then. Moo, motherfucker.”
That partial quote from someone’s profile (I didn’t note whose!) made me laugh so hard.
I am intending to use it as a retort when I get a ridiculous email:
Random idiot: Helo Mistress, r u want 2 fuk my ass?
Me: Moo, motherfucker!
Random idiot: WTF?! U bitches b crazy!
This thought makes me laugh … Continue Reading
Random things that I said this week, completely out of context:
Trussed and Disembowelled. It’s all in the technique… Slice slice… no nicking the intestine… it’s all good!
I should run classes.
Sternum pads are the new black.
I’m like the Flash ~insert theme music here~
I hope the imaginary squirrel didn’t get drunk on cocktails.
… Continue ReadingYou can Carly-Simon, and then segue into a CCS (Confirmed Carly-Simon)… But you can’t just go straight
This is what any of my writing actually is…
…blah blah blah current musings, relevant anecdote, nebulous/inconclusive observations about myself, occasional joke, relatable commentary on human needs…
…but what i am really always asking is, why doesn’t anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?
— wordsandturds.com
This quote made me laugh, so I’m sharing. And anyway, why *doesn’t* anyone have both of their hands on my butt right now?!… Continue Reading
I went back to the fetish shop yesterday and had the weirdest experience.
The shop owner knows my first name, and I know his, that’s all. Yesterday, we had this conversation:
Steve: I read your blog the other day… *big smile*
Me: [shocked… how is that possible when all he has is my first name?!] Um… what?
Steve: Yeah, I read your blog.
Me: [wizz… whirr… eh?] How did you know it was me?
Steve:… Continue Reading
This word cloud shows a glimpse of the tenor of this blog… I want a lot and maybe get it sometimes, and maybe I just like and need some fucking, and it’s like, never enough… or something…
I like very much how it puts random words together:
“scenario without reason”
“licking yes”
“disappear already”
“weakness getting men”
“slap fear blindingly”
“affectionate hurt”
I need to write more about kissing, obviously.
Happy new year, … Continue Reading
I have posted one of aussieBum’s clips previously because they do an excellent line in gratuitous yumminess and unapologetic objectification of the men in it.
And this one, well, it is simply and fabulously hilarious… and plus… Santa hats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTG1pKB5j60
Happy holidays!… Continue Reading