Emperor’s new clothes

I’m not naked! I have a new outfit on… see, see?!

It is home made, and constructed out of tissue paper and crimpolene, and scares the hell out of me.

I moved the blog when you weren’t looking, with the long suffering help of the wonderfully smart PhoenixFox on Fetlife who kindly volunteered to interpret my blatherings and sort me out (a million more thank yous!!).  PhoenixFox runs a business doing this sort of thing, … Continue Reading

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Zing zing, baby

Finally, an easier way to get the zing zing!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBrIDs5PTV0

Can someone get on that and send me one, please? I need two of them of course (duh!), but I already have one… I just need the matching pair…

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Top 100 sex blogger!

I recently wrote this to someone an interesting man who I am enchanting:

I am the best at being modest… really, the best. No-one is more modest than me. If there were a competition for it, I’d so win! Twice. That’s how good I am at it.

So here I am. Being modest. Again. *laugh*

Rori over at Between My Sheets has painstakingly compiled her annual list of the Top 100 Sex Bloggers, and I … Continue Reading

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What I am doing

Things I have done today:

  • Removed old toenail polish
  • Cut and filed my nails
  • Buffed newly cropped nails
  • Moisturised my feet
  • Written emails to friends
  • Perused blogs
  • Read various Fetlife threads
  • Ripped the hairs out of my legs
  • Made lunch
  • Browsed fabulous shoes on the internet
  • Followed random web links
  • Shared irrelevancies on Twitter
  • Looked at sand in my apartment and wondered how it got there
  • Considered washing my car
  • Washed up
  • Decided what wine
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Conversations with a bot

A submissive man mentioned in a recent Fetlife discussion that he had started talking on IM with a ‘dominant woman’ that he met from one of the groups. He said she seemed interesting until he figured out that she was a bot.

In the interests of research, I sought out a bot to have a conversation with. It looked like this:

Me: Hello baby, how are you cutie pie?
Bot: With a keyboard.
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Love Our Lurkers day!

October 21st was International Fisting Day. Not really my thing, so I couldn’t get all excited about it.

However, today is Love Our Lurkers (LOL) day for bloggers. Now THAT’S something I can get behind!

It was started by Bonnie who said this:

On Thursday, November 10, many spanking, DD, and Ds bloggers will publish posts where they invite their readers to comment. Any reader, even first timers, are welcome to participate, but the people

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Red hot poker

NaNo is forcing me to post completely random things here because:
a) I have no mental energy to actually *write* anything,
b) posting *anything* here makes me feel like I’ve at least done *something*, and
c) I am procrastinating and therefore fucking about, and in said fuckery I am finding being sent random ‘stuff’ that tickles me.

Like this:

  1. Heat the end of a bent paper clip (or a similar size metal wire) over an
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