Hello lovely-boy-who-sends-me-his-impossible-beauty,
Photos like that make me talk to myself.
I am mostly incoherent.
Even to myself.
The veins in your arm are a nice touch. Did you put them there just for me? Thank you.
Also, oh my fucking god.
Guh.
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hello Jay,
I am drumk, whoicnh mans slow and terrible typing, wihc I am too lazy to corect because, I am lazy
an d drnk!@
I hpe yhou had a great day, cutie pie, and mickey mouse was sweet to you.
Good moening , Jay
*big hug*
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Hello 22yo_slave_from_nowhere_near_me,
If you are really a slave then the least you can do is pay attention to what women say in their profiles and behave accordingly.
Does my profile say: “If you are nowhere near me and have no way to actually serve me, please email me with poor spelling and grammar begging to be my slave”?
I just checked and it doesn’t.
So, no.
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Subject: Thank you for tonight
Hello e,
Not just tonight, but for every day and night since I arrived.
Seriously, you have been amazing, kind, generous, entertaining and overall lovely.
So, thank you.
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** I received the incoming email that solicted this response on CollarMe, where the sender’s profile picture is automatically included with any email they send. This sender’s profile picture was of his arsehole pointed at the camera (eeeuuww!).
Hello subboywhoever,
Thank you for your email and I do hate to be negative, but receiving your arse in my inbox does not endear you to me. I don’t know you, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME … Continue Reading
Hello e,
You are exemplary with the one line hotness… Sometimes, my eyes read something and it goes straight to my cunt.
I was going to make lunch, masturbated instead.
You featured heavily.
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22 year old male submissive in San Francisco:
it may be an unconventional request but, how much for a kick in the balls?
Me:
Let’s see now… airfare, accommodation, time lost at work, inconvenience, cost of vacation time taken, compensation for the insult of being treated like a sex worker and finally the kick itself…
I’d say *puts pinky finger to bottom lip* A MILLION DOLLARS!!
Money first thanks, I mean that’s just good business.… Continue Reading