Unlike the normal format of most of ‘My sent emails‘ posts, where I essentially post a response to something that landed in my inbox, this post is prompted by the discussion going on in the comments of this post where I said:
… Continue Reading…I send out quite a few random cold-call emails. Compliments on profiles (as I said, this started things with my last boy), appreciation of photos, comments on posts they made,
Hello subsomebody,
Four words with no capitalisation, no punctuation, and an inability to spell the word ‘you’. The laziness and lack of care hurts my brain.
Ferns
… Continue ReadingBless_im (29yo submale, California):
ı will move nextmount AUS.
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Me:
Bless your heart. That message is almost unintelligible and it only contains 5 words! I’m sure you can do better if you really wanted to.
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Bless_im:
hello Ms Ferns. my name is peter… ı m 28 y old… europian bloood boy… ı will move next mount in queen Aus… may ı talk whit u?
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Me:
Hello peter,
That was better, thank you. … Continue Reading
Hello lazy_boy,
Good thanks, but not looking for a submissive, nor looking to exchange emails with someone who can’t be bothered to check their minimalist note for errors.
If you are going to contact random women here, please spell check, type out full words, use proper sentences with punctuation, and really, you might want to write their name correctly… Mine is only five letters, how hard is it?!
Ferns
… Continue ReadingNormally, the sent email is enough to tell the story, but this is one where I have to include the emails that arrived in my inbox for context…
5:51 PM
Hi Ferns. We chatted a while back. Still keen to serve. RealName (PlaceOfEmployment)
… Continue Reading[I vaguely remember him, mainly because he is local and gave me his real name and employment credentials within a few emails last time. I recall patiently telling him to treat
Hello please_train_me_Mistress,
No, I won’t teach you. Don’t be passive and expect someone to spoon feed you. Use some initiative and learn at least something for yourself, then ask smart questions.
I suggest you go and read the message boards here [on CM]. Join Fetlife.com and read some discussions from people who live this. Even read my blog to get a realistic picture of what a D/s relationship might be like. Stop watching porn. Also … Continue Reading
Hello someguy (I will not address you as “Slutsomeguy”, I find that distasteful when I don’t even know you),
My first question is “Why are you contacting me?”
Is it because I am local, identify as a Domme, and am somewhat age appropriate? In other words, is it because I will “do” to fulfil whatever needs it is you have?
What do you know about me? Where in the above missive have you demonstrated that … Continue Reading