Man sees tall woman
Man thinks ‘God, she’s frigging tall’
Man reasons, ‘She can’t be that tall…’
Man glances down at woman’s shoes
Man registers heels and ‘Fuck are they ever high… and shiny… wow… is that normal?’
Man looks away
Man looks at shoes again, ‘Jesus, those shoes are not NORMAL!’
Man looks at woman’s face
Woman looks at man
Man blushes, caught

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