There is a contingent on Twitter whose sole purpose seems to be to create 140 characters of sickly love-related tweetery that is so corny and cringeworthy that I can feel my internal organs die a little each time one crosses my timeline.
As sweetness between two individuals, I think a recipient might well adore it. But broadcast as ‘declarations of deep love’, they make me want to smack someone in the face.
“Like what?” … Continue Reading
The very talented Submissive Guy Comics made (another) comic of me based on something I said on Twitter.
This one was a birthday gift – LOVE! *smile*
Thank you so much!!
More birthday shoes!!
These fabulous nude patent leather heels were a gift from a lovely submissive man who convinced me with his polite insistence that I really *must* have them (thank you!).
Unfortunately, they are just a tad too small, so I am going to have to return them *sad face*.
Still, not sharing would just be selfish, right? So here they are.
Dear world,
It’s my birthday.
In honour of this momentous occasion, and as tradition dictates, I am sharing yet another photo of me where the majority of the pixels are bare skin*. See me glorying in your cancerous sunlight yet again!
Please send presents.
Sincerely, Ferns
Hit the ‘Likes’ star. Yes that one just down there. It’s my birthday, so you have to do what I say.
Also leave a sweet comment. Go on! … Continue Reading
The gym is not busy, mid morning. The session is fine. Nothing special. Drop sets. Chest, back, arms. I’m lifting heavier than I have before. This makes me happy.
I work hard enough to get kitten arms, where everything trembles, right down to the tips of my fingers which shake when I enter stats into the app I use.
I finish and feel a build up of energy as I get water, mix up a … Continue Reading
Given that some people have lost or moved their blogs due to actions taken by Blogger or WordPress.com, I thought I’d do a post purely to pimp out BDSM blogs.
I’m not just pimping those who have changed address, I am das über pimp: If you have a BDSM-related blog, I’m happy to give you a shout-out with my big furry hat and purple velvet jacket on.
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