I want to write, but my head is still scattered. Last time I said this, I posted a butt picture as a kind of placeholder because the use of actual words seemed too big of a stretch. It didn’t help, I still feel the same. I am not really sure why it’s happening, but I don’t like it much. In fact, I don’t like it at all.
I have 65 draft posts here in WordPress, … Continue Reading
I had a scary dream.
I was in a car, the driver’s seat. The car was stationery in some kind of parking lot. In front of me a barrier, some bushes.
Someone banged on my window with a fist, aggressive.
I opened the window, regretting it almost immediately.
Outside the car, I could see the figure of a man. He was big, fat, his stomach at my window essentially taking up the entire space.
I … Continue Reading
I really want to write something awesome and fascinating, but I just can’t get my head into the right place for all of those words…
So here, have a picture of my ass instead.
*Insert uber-domly demands for kissing and worship here…*… Continue Reading
So this is the ‘what happened’ post.
Firstly let me say that Bambi is fucking lovely. Seriously. He’s adorable and smart and sweet and willing and funny and sexy and passionate and quirky and pretty and and… *shrug*… all sorts of good things.
We just… didn’t work together.
Intellectually and emotionally, we got nothin’. We talked about it, were both frustrated by it, mused about ways to fix it, but we just didn’t fit … Continue Reading
I specify in my (three sentence) profile that I do not accept chat invites. I have never heard from this person before.
22M, no location listed: But you accept skype video chat?
Me: No, not interested. – Ferns
Him: Ok can we chat on IM?
Me: If it has the word ‘chat’ in it: No.
For all I know you are boring as fuck (goodness knows your approach is indeed as boring as fuck) and … Continue Reading
A body project check-in… As a spoiler, I have not been doing so great in the last couple of months since I last updated on March 18. Note the consolation beach photo instead of a bicep photo (which I haven’t had the desire to take in case it’s demotivating!).
Read on to find out what’s been going on…
I am in a privileged position with my body project because I have the freedom and time … Continue Reading
I’m delighted to be one of this month’s ‘Featured Posts’, chosen by e[lust]’s fabulous editor, Molly. Thank you!
Welcome to e[lust] – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at e[lust]. Want to be included in e[lust] #47? Start with the newly updated rules, come back June … Continue Reading