Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.
Ferns
… *drool*
Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.
Ferns
…???
I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.
Ferns
…!!!
CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!
Ferns
… Continue ReadingI put a blindfold on him and stand close.
I lean into his ear, whisper, “You are going to undress me, and kiss me all over, starting at my feet…”
He nods, smiles broadly, “Yes Ma’am!”
He is nervous, eager, shifting from foot to foot.
He reaches out tentatively to make contact with me, starts at the top with my shirt, fumbling awkwardly to get it off, touching my bra when it is exposed, he … Continue Reading
Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.
A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…
Really??!!
Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!
Hello lying_scumbag,
The photo you have on … Continue Reading
Welcome to my Sent emails folder. Enjoy.
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Hello best_slave_evaevaeva,
Do you know what impresses dominant women? Smart men. Do you know what smart men do? They read profiles of said dominant women and only email those who say they are looking for what the man has to offer.
Then, when they email this dominant woman who is looking for the same thing that they are looking for, they do so with a view to … Continue Reading
I have been having some discussions recently about specific things that could be interpreted either as testing trust or exercising control. The act is the same, the intent is not.
If you are exerting control because you don’t trust your partner, you have a problem.
Let me say it again…
If you are exerting control because you don’t trust your partner, you have a problem.
Not a little one either, a big huge gigantic problem.… Continue Reading
No no… not *that* kind… *this* kind…
Anyone want to come for a ride? I’m an excellent driver… of course I don’t have my underwear…
… Continue ReadingAt work, a colleague and I are preparing for a meeting…
Him: Can I go and get a coffee?
Me: *laugh* No.
Him: *disappointed look* Oh… really?
Me: No.
Him: *puppy face* Ok.
Sometimes, work is fun.
… Continue Reading