This is again one where you MUST see what landed in my inbox, because… well, I like to share… I am good to you like that…
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i pooed in my diaper and so now i have to wear my dirty mess and sit in it like the pathetic piece of shit that i am.
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Me, killing myself laughing and passing it on to all my friends: OMG!! Best. Email. EVER!!! Oh god!!! Oh, and ‘Eeeeuuuwwww’… *laugh*
Is it wrong that I find that totally hilarious? Discuss!
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Actual email sent:
Yeah, good luck with random emails to the women of this site trying to get them to feed your kink.
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR!
*sigh*
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Tell me more about your groceries *awkward stare*
“Is it wrong that I find that totally hilarious?”
Of course, it is. How can you be so cruel? I mean, this man is pouring out his heart to you and telling you one of his most intimate secrets he for sure wouldn't mention even to his best friend, and you just turn him down and make fun of him. You at least should have a bad consience, don't you think so?
If she listed it as a kink in her profile, or if she posted on boards soliciting for play partners for this sort of kink then sure, maybe she should feel a bit guilty. But I don't just throw my kinks at a random stranger when I'm walking down the street so why is it people feel different when it's an online community?
Secretive Slave: “Tell me more about your groceries *awkward stare*”
I bought milk!!
Ferns
Well he *did* say he was a pathetic piece of shit after all – what you have here is a clear case of show and tell. His message is the perfect demonstration of that. Hahaha. And yuck.
rené: “Of course, it is. How can you be so cruel? I mean, this man is pouring out his heart to you and telling you one of his most intimate secrets he for sure wouldn't mention even to his best friend, and you just turn him down and make fun of him. You at least should have a bad consience, don't you think so?”
Oh rené! This man did not pour his heart out, he took his cock out and wanked in my inbox!!
If a friend of mine were to come to me and talk about his fetish, I would happily talk to him about it with interest and compassion, no matter what it was.
If a stranger on the internet does the online equivalent of coming up to me in the street, pulling down his pants and shoving his shit covered diaper in my face… errrmmm… yeah, not so much!
There is an infinite difference between those two things!
Ferns
Secretive Slave: “But I don't just throw my kinks at a random stranger when I'm walking down the street so why is it people feel different when it's an online community?”
Because it's a kinky sex site for kinky sexters who just want to make dirty kinky sex talk and have kinky sex with everyone and anyone, so everything is ok… duh!
Besides, I think you have been throwing your kinky interest with my groceries in my face for days!!
Ferns
I should stop to comment … obviously I have no talent to speak tongue in cheek. *sigh* So let me just clearify, that my comment was meant to be somewhat funny!
rené: “I should stop to comment … obviously I have no talent to speak tongue in cheek. *sigh* So let me just clearify, that my comment was meant to be somewhat funny!”
*laugh* Oh rené!!! You are cute! I'll bet you have no accent either! I did misunderstand… your tongue was not far enough in your cheek and I missed it!
Ferns
“You are cute!”
And you just made my day! *jumping around in circles* (no irony intented, just happiness)
Thank you for your compliment and … ok, I won't stop commenting.
Have a wonderful day!
renė
J: “Well he *did* say he was a pathetic piece of shit after all – what you have here is a clear case of show and tell.”
*laugh* Yes! Honesty is a virtue!
Ferns
rené,
Sorry, I did wonder if it was meant in jest :(
Polite request:
Given that the subject-matter here is that of someone who enjoys the feeling of poop on his backside, can we please try to avoid the *particular* expression of 'tongue-in-cheek'? Thank you.
Sir Puppington Lothian.
He sounds like a keeper you should snap him up Dahliiiing
Coug
Secretive Slave: No offence taken. I think it's just not that easy to speak ironically in a foreign language and so I should be prepared to be misunderstood when trying so. I'm glad that we were able to solve the riddle …
Sir Lothian: *laugh* Yes, I guess you are absolutely right.
Dear Sir Puppington Lothian
*Tongue in cheek* is an appropriately distant and safe location for my muscular hydrostat with all this snarky poop talk going down! I for one will keep mine safe, sane and dipped in the finest saliva a questionable but honest diet can produce! For the love of god please reconsider your request sir! She does read and take all posters needs quite seriously!
Angus
ps (counted um… !!!!)
pps “I for one will keep mine safe, sane and dipped in the finest saliva a questionable but honest diet can produce!” referred to my lingua if anyone was in doubt!
puppy: “…can we please try to avoid the *particular* expression of 'tongue-in-cheek'?”
Heh… if the tongue fits…
Ferns
Coug: “He sounds like a keeper you should snap him up Dahliiiing”
Goes without saying that I did, doesn't it?!
Ferns
Angus: “She does read and take all posters needs quite seriously!”
“She” does indeed, we shall have to have a little talk about the muscular hydrostat and its various uses. Oral fixations do have their advantages.
Ferns
Fern,
It is interesting that given the usual frank and open posts you put out we have heard nothing about the search for a new boy nor face to face encounters with prospective subs.
robert
robert: “It is interesting that given the usual frank and open posts you put out we have heard nothing about the search for a new boy nor face to face encounters with prospective subs.”
Is it? I was going to point you to this post where I pondered the issues with that exact thing, but you read and commented on it, so obviously you have seen it already. I still don't have a good solution for that problem.
Ferns
Oh god I got one of these, too :(
Mistress160: “Oh god I got one of these, too”
But but… you mean… I'm not special?!! *cries and cries*
Ferns
I got one, not quite as bad, “I like to pee in my big boys pants”. I just replied back, “freak, have fun jerking off”. It wasn't a judgment of his fetish but at the fact he such a thing unsolicited.
I have my submissive on chat when I'm reading these. We laugh together at the ridiculousness of most of them. Sometimes he gives great suggestions for replies.
AmericanLibertine: “We laugh together at the ridiculousness of most of them.”
*laugh* That's exactly why I post them here, I like to share the joy!
Ferns
Deer Mistres,
I cnot finde teh kee 2 this chastitty devise. Help? Plz?
worm
*attached* brokenthingsbeenonforthreeyearsandineedtopee.jpg