I finally put something more than ‘nothing’ in the About Me section here!
Because, you know, it’s all about me!
It’s all about me!
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I finally put something more than ‘nothing’ in the About Me section here!
Because, you know, it’s all about me!
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No, it isn't!
:P
Clarence the playful, giving the Ferns some love.
Clarence: “No, it isn't!”
Yes it is!
Ferns
P.S.
Not only did I answer THIS question for you , Mistress Ferns, but I finally answered (apologies for delay) the question about your bags. Plus I left a reply with a nice video on y our “about” section. Can I have a cookie? :)
Clarence The Angelic
*clears throat*
As an addendum Ms. Ferns:
Monty Python rules :) My brother actually has this on a cd he burned and we listen to it – along with a million songs- when we go to visit my mom.
Clarence
So what is it like to be a tiny Asian Amazon blonde?
:p
Wait, is that right?
Clarence: “Not only did I answer THIS question for you”
Dear Clarence, there was no question here… that was a *statement*. You can tell by the lack of question mark.
“…but I finally answered (apologies for delay) the question about your bags. Plus I left a reply with a nice video on your “about” section. Can I have a cookie?”
My my, you HAVE been busy… but cookies? That's a big ask! Come and kneel just here by me and I will see what I have in the cookie jar for you…
Ferns
Clarence: “Monty Python rules”
*smile* No argument here! Brilliance!
Ferns
dishevelleddomina: “So what is it like to be a tiny Asian Amazon blonde?”
Yeah, pretty good actually! :P
“Wait, is that right?”
*shrug* Meh, close enough…
Ferns
Tiny? she's 5'10″!
Average height for an Australian woman is only 5'5″ and with all her fancy high heels she must tower over her peers.
Even Aussie men are on average only 5'9″ I would imagine she cuts a very intimating figure strolling through the outback.(hubba hubba indeed!)
*Kneels JUST THERE by Ms. Ferns, anxious for his cookie surprise…*
Curious Clarence
Peroxide:
Well, I'm 5'10 in heels! Of course being a guy brat (and hence the very definition of Manly Man) I don't wear them, but even so….
Clarence
Peroxide: “I would imagine she cuts a very intimating figure strolling through the outback.(hubba hubba indeed!)”
Pffftt… I don't stroll through the outback (the very thought!), I have my minions carry me on a velvet lined litter…
Ferns
Clarence: “*Kneels JUST THERE by Ms. Ferns, anxious for his cookie surprise…*”
*eats all of the cookies slowly and with great pleasure… then licks all of her fingers except the left thumb which she wipes generously on your mouth…*
I am so good to you!
Ferns
“*eats all of the cookies slowly and with great pleasure… then licks all of her fingers except the left thumb which she wipes generously on your mouth…*
I am so good to you!”
Next time, SERVING WENCH, be sure to bring me MILK as well!
Er, that is, *rewording rapidly in my mind* Beautiful and Kind Mistress Ferns thank you for allowing my unworthy lips the pleasure of touching your graceful fingers and for sharing YOUR chocolate. I humbly bask in YOUR glory.
Phew. How'd I do?
Clarence
Clarence: “Phew. How'd I do?”
Well, the first blurting was obviously some sort of rubbishy glitch.
The second: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q
Ferns