Hello subsomebody,
Four words with no capitalisation, no punctuation, and an inability to spell the word ‘you’. The laziness and lack of care hurts my brain.
Ferns
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Hello subsomebody,
Four words with no capitalisation, no punctuation, and an inability to spell the word ‘you’. The laziness and lack of care hurts my brain.
Ferns
26 comments
can i serve u?
How close was I?
Rats. Just realized I put a question mark at the end and u I mean you specifically said no punctuation.
I fail at failing.
Splitting Image: “I fail at failing.”
*laugh* That was totally and utterly hilarious!! I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself!! Tsk tsk…
And you only got one out of the four words correct. You get a D- and detention after school.
Ferns
Sorry Ferns. I was drunk.
Won't happen again. ;)
Going to make him fix it all step-by-step and then tell him no?
:>
Okay, shall I try again?
u be my dom
(Garrgh. Again with the urge to put in the punctuation.)
This one actually hit home for me. I once had a woman respond to a personal ad with a five word message. The one that would have made the message make sense was misspelled. I had to reply to her just to find out what I was turning down.
I'm so glad you started alternating these emails with the happy femdom stories. The difference between the communication skills of the guys who get laughed at and the guys who get the domme in the end is astonishing.
D: “Sorry Ferns. I was drunk.”
Next time you get drunk, I expect pictures of bewbies!
Ferns
dishevelleddomina: “Going to make him fix it all step-by-step and then tell him no?”
*chuckle* It crossed my mind, but his apologetic, yet punctuation-free, uncapitalised, txt spk response led me to the conclusion that the amusement value was simply not going to be there…
Ferns
Splitting Image: Okay, shall I try again?”
No.
“u be my dom”
Geez… nobody ever listens to me!
Still only one correct… another D- with a little red notation on the side “Must try harder”.
“(Garrgh. Again with the urge to put in the punctuation.)”
I know right?!!! It is a huge effort to NOT put it in!
“This one actually hit home for me. I once had a woman respond to a personal ad with a five word message. The one that would have made the message make sense was misspelled. I had to reply to her just to find out what I was turning down.”
*laugh* And let me guess… now you are both living happilee eva afta?!
“I'm so glad you started alternating these emails with the happy femdom stories. The difference between the communication skills of the guys who get laughed at and the guys who get the domme in the end is astonishing.”
I do like the word 'astonishing', so very English, and spot-on here.
As an aside, I am always a little surprised when I hear submissive men comment that it makes them all look bad. One would think that they would be doing a little jig of joy because hell, it makes being one of the outstanding ones *so damn easy*!!
Ferns
y u no like mai emale
Tom Allen: “y u no like mai emale”
*raps you over the knuckles with a ruler*
No! Bad Tom!
Ferns
Frens, Yuo r teh greetest!
*raps you over the knuckles with a ruler*
Oh, sure – like that's some kind of deterrent around this blog.
Yeah, what are you gonna do next, threaten spankings?
Yes! Yes, we shall all get a good spanking!
@Tom, Peroxide:
NO SPANKINGS FOR YOU!!
Ferns, the spanking nazi
Oooh! Hey Peroxide – do you think we've been naughty enough for something more terrible than spankings?
@Tom: “…do you think we've been naughty enough for something more terrible than spankings?”
*sigh* No no… you have to be extra *good* for that! One day you will learn… *double sigh*
Ferns
So, it's like 'opposite day' around here? I get so confused.
This is how you do it;
?…will Ewe be my domme…?
Must have punctuation on BOTH ends so you don't miss anything (use a LOT of periods so u look smart) and a capital “E”
I'll pass on the spankings because I have to go to work now.
Tom, I think we need to divide our tactics. You keep going with what I think seems to be working: annoying the hell out of her. I'll try being extra “good.” in a few weeks we'll compare notes and see where we've gotten.
Incidentally The Spanking Nazi just moved up to number one on my Netflix queue.
Frens is STILL cracking me up
I have no life do I ?
Cpug
Cpug: “I have no life do I ?”
You so do! This just shows that you know how to prioritise the important things… heh…
Ferns
I had to give this a “like” star for the comments.
*laugh* Fair call!
Ferns
Yes. These comments are pretty hilarious. My sides hurt now.