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e: Condoms? Newspaper? Are you doing this in a zoo? Maybe I’m just cleaner than most people.
Me: Crazy monkey sex…! Duh! What the hell are YOU doing in your sex life?
e: Waiting for you! (and lining my bedroom floor with newspaper).
Me: *laugh* May as well do the walls while you are at it.
e: I’m just lining a huge bucket with trash bags.
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Good lord, what are you planning on doing to the poor boy,
*whistles* Who me? Nothin’.
Ferns
That’s a good lad. You ARE taking a chain saw right Ferns?
Coug
*laugh* Silly question, woman! That and the cattle prod are top of the list!
Ferns
An acquaintance of mine actually owns a cattle prod. His sub was terrified of it.
“His sub was terrified of it.”
I can’t possibly imagine why that would be! What a wimp!!
Ferns