Random things that I said this week, completely out of context:
Trussed and Disembowelled. It’s all in the technique… Slice slice… no nicking the intestine… it’s all good!
I should run classes.
Sternum pads are the new black.
I’m like the Flash ~insert theme music here~
I hope the imaginary squirrel didn’t get drunk on cocktails.
You can Carly-Simon, and then segue into a CCS (Confirmed Carly-Simon)… But you can’t just go straight into a CCS, that makes no sense!
KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS MID EMAIL…!!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I play a single song on a loop.
Not for hours and hours though.
Well, maybe.
If I am crying.
Or cutting up the bodies.
That’s not crazy, though, right?
I never make mistakes <= that's one right there, isn't it?
I cooked tofu and bok choy for dinner like a grown up and put it into 2 minute noodles like an adolescent.
It means that you should hum more. And shoot some birds.
Take your pants off and masturbate furiously. It will liven things up.
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You say some VERY cool shit!… It’s even better when I’ve been drinking (like now)… Just sayin’
*laugh* I’m always *much* better when everyone else has been drinking…
Ferns
You just had a normal week then.
Satan
Yep, pretty much!
Ferns
“Sometimes I play a single song on a loop.
Not for hours and hours though.
Well, maybe.
If I am crying.
Or cutting up the bodies.
That’s not crazy, though, right?”
I hope you laid plastic down this time Missy…It took HOURS to clean the carpet last time!
Coug
*laugh* Pffftt… I will bring in the other boys to clean up!
Ferns
“Take your pants off and masturbate furiously. It will liven things up.”
This needs to be a birthday card.
It so should! Or a business card… heh.
Ferns
Ferns…. Loved reading this today. I smiled today for the first time in 2 of the most crap-tastic weeks. We’ve exchanged emails on my boy and the recent struggle of mine… As I feared would happen… He bailed on me. No explanation. No good-bye. Just… Nothing. But your random statements today definately made smile! Thank you! You are made of awesomeness!
“As I feared would happen… He bailed on me. No explanation. No good-bye. Just… Nothing.”
I am so so sorry to hear that. Ugh. That’s so tough. *hugs*
I’m glad you at least got a smile out of my silliness today.
Ferns
Mistress C be on guard against men who don’t care if they hurt folk.
I hope you can win him back if you still want him. Or cheer up either way.
Thank you for sharing.
Satan