*laugh* OMG, really?!!!
Seriously, is this a ‘thing’ now?
I sooo hope it’s a thing.
That thought makes me stupidly happy!
Moo, motherfucker – part II !
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*laugh* OMG, really?!!!
Seriously, is this a ‘thing’ now?
I sooo hope it’s a thing.
That thought makes me stupidly happy!
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A wanna-be sub asked Mistress Ferns, “You wear your strap-on when you use it. Does your strap-on have a dominant nature, or is it submissive?”
Ferns shouted “Mu, motherfucker!”
And yet, the wanna-be submissive remained unenlightened.
*laugh*
Thank you for pointing it out to me, Tom! Awesome!
Ferns
It’s like a mashup with @Ferns’ brain and “Disaster girl.”
Plus cows… it just doesn’t get any better!
Ferns
*laugh*
Ferns
JESUS CHRIST!!!… Those are some angry looking cows!… Even if I were sober.
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
And all this time I thought giant wooden badgers were scary
Ha!! Wait till the *zombie cows* take over!!
Ferns
Aah! Don’t they look sweet! That assertive gaze, imposing stance, priceless!
Yesterday was day of “moo love” for me, the wonders of field prospecting…traumatizing.
rem
“moo love”…??! That sounds suspiciously like some sort of hard limit being crossed right there…
Ferns
Not sure about the hard limit aspect, i suspect mine would reside elsewhere.
As per your post it just reminded me of my actual work day, searching for late Iron Age and Roman sites in the field we navigated around plenty of these animals, all seeming dually pissed.
rem
You are an excellent wiretr even if I have thought your writing seems sad sometimes! I am so glad you are honest! The truth will set you free, is true! I love you and I am so blessed to be your Mom!
Thanks Mom!!
Ferns
Wow, your mom reads your blog? I can barely get my mom to open Facebook to see pics of the grandkids.
I know, right? I’m blessed to have such a great mom that she reads my blog FROM THE AFTERLIFE!! That’s a sign of a true mother’s love…
Also, ZOMBIES!!
Ferns
Only if she want’s to eat your brains (such as they are) my dear
Coug
My mother would NEVER eat my brains! How very dare you!!!
Ferns