More randomness that made perfect sense at the time…
I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
A celebratory ‘fuck off!’ drink!
I want to create a profile called MistressDerp and then post derpy face pics and say derpy things. That would be fucking funny, right?
Just as well you aren’t a deaf mute little girl battling against all odds because then I’d be fucked!
I assume the result was an explanation of blow jobs, swallowing and also ‘but that’s not how you make babies…’
So querulous you are mistyping now [PERCONTATION POINT]
BDSM, D/s, arse (ass), pussy, lick, fuck, cunt, slut, bitch, boy, mistress, kiss, beat, flog, peg, bondage, mistress, femdom, submissive… AUTO FOLLOW THAT, BITCHES!
The cycle of fapping is a wondrous thing
Imma throw greens at you with the amazingly scary force of my panther arms…
“less pants, more science”
Bed feminisation is totally a thing!
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I am a sensitive flower you know! A SENSITIVE FLOWER WITH GUNS, FUCKER!
This one STILL makes sense… I’ve seen pics of your guns.
I feel like the proper answer to every thread is ‘If you are an idiot, stop posting, idiot’
HA! Spoken like a true moderator.
So querulous you are mistyping now [PERCONTATION POINT]
When I’m feeling querulous, I don’t mistype. I just swear a lot and sometimes throw things.
Imma throw greens at you with the amazingly scary force of my panther arms…
Was that fresh or frozen greens? It makes a difference, you know. The frozen ones are much harder and hurt more when they hit you.
“Was that fresh or frozen greens?”
*laugh* I was picturing the powerful and utterly useless throwing of salad leaves, one at a time. I like the idea of frozen things *much* better.
Ferns
“Less pants, more science” is a wonderful motto. But the editor in me can’t help but ask, “Shouldn’t it be ‘fewer pants, more science?'”
You are correct! I don’t like to explain my shit, but it was a quote I quoted, not something I made up. It’s the tagline from these guys. and it soo made me laugh: http://www.doctorxtreme.com/
Ferns
I would follow a Mistress Derp. Where do I sign up?
I was going to reply with something ridiculous, but instead, I found the motherlode of derpy goodness!! Too funny (and any of those would totally work as young Mistress Derp)!!
Ferns