My book is now available on Amazon!! For real!
Look look!:
Domme Chronicles: erotic tales of love, passion, & domination
It’s a collection of hot femdom stories extracted from my writings here, lovingly edited, and bound up with a bunch of angst and fuckery. All 300+ pages worth!!
I’ve put up a book-pimping page if you want more information.
This calls for champagne!
There might even be a photo of me in it that you haven’t seen before. You can consider that my version of ‘free steak knives!’. Heh.
A huge ‘thank you’ to everyone who helped me get this book out (beta readers, cover art voters, commenters, and supportive friends). Phew!
So go buy it! Really.
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Note: I want to re-state clearly for all of my lovely regular readers that the content is extracted from my writings here. I’d hate for you to buy it and then be all ‘Heeeyyyy, I’ve read this!!’ You have. You should still buy it *smile*.
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I have in fact, already gotten my copy… First edition and all that. It’s a lovely read, and I fully intend to give it a good review. I love the picture too!
Well done!!!
*smile* THE VERY FIRST COPY IS YOURS!! Collector’s edition!
I’d love it if you did a review, thank you!
Ferns
I have a Nook, not a Kindle – can you get it on B&Noble as well?
Or will there be a print version?
The slave has a Kindle, he will order it – but I want my own copy.
MistressKimm
I’m so delighted that you want your own copy!! Squeeee!!
I’m more than happy to send you an epub or pdf version (I’ll add this to the post).
Just email me a copy of your Amazon order at ferns AT domme-chronicles DOT com (obscuring your personal details if you want) and I’ll send you your preferred format.
I am looking at ‘print on demand’ services (or maybe a model of pre-ordering so ‘when I get x orders, I will do it’). Mostly small runs are exorbitantly expensive for a book this size (like $70 or so!), but I’m working on it *smile*.
Ferns
YAAAAAAY!! Huge congratulations! What a testament to your inner strength and convictions. Hope it flies off the shelves! Er ummm I mean electronically zips off the servers!!
*smile* Thank you so much.
You’ve bought the dozens of copies for you and all of your friends and acquaintances, right?
Ferns
Soooo you ummm went with “that” cover did you ?
* frowns* I’m not sure whether you deserve my hard earned cash for that :P Who am I kidding I bought it ;)
Coug
*laugh* I know your cattle prod doesn’t reach this far.
Thank you for buying it anyway!
Ferns
Sharyn Ferns
cool name
Thanks, um… Sharyn Ferns.
Hoooolllddd ooonnnn!!!
Freaky!
Ferns
“[Me], we did not find a Kindle device or a reading app that supports this item registered to your Amazon account.”
o lord noa wat (so tired forced to use 1337 sp34k)
Nooooo!! This cannot stand!!
But I need MOAR information!!
1. Do you have a Kindle?
2. Is your Kindle registered to the account that you are using to buy the book?
3. Have you bought books successfully before?
If NO to the above and having a Kindle, then:
4. Go here, get a free Kindle reading app for your device. Once installed, open the app and sign in using your Amazon account. This will link everything up and you should be good to go
THEN
5. If you manage to buy it that way, but you want it in epub or PDF format (I have no idea what you actually read on), email me the Amazon order and I will send it out to you in your preferred format pronto!
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIX THIS!!
Ferns
Have got!
Need pdf!
Will email!
Have email!
Sent PDF!
Am happy!!
Ferns
HAHA!
so, I bought it.
and it immediately downloaded to my mother’s Kindle – since I bought it for her on Amazon.
We have not bothered to change the registration it came with. She opens it and it says: “Welcome, Kimberly!’
Too funny.
Luckily, she will probably enjoy it…lol. She will think I bought this for her for Xmas.
MistressKimm
I laughed out loud at this! Your mom is awesome.
Merry Christmas Kim’s mom!!!
Ferns
“So, Mom – you got that download on your Kindle?”
“Yes, I haven’t looked at it yet. I kind of think I should get rid of it because the girls at work sometimes peek to see what I am reading, but I want to read it first”
“You will like it – it is HOT – and you know this stuff. Besides, no one will know what it is exactly if they look. They will just think you are reading soft core romance…like most old ladies.”
“lol…you are probably right. I am not old, Kimberly.”
“Trust me Mom, this is good stuff”
“Ok, yeah…going to read it.”
Amazon is asking me ‘did you mean dome chronicles?’
No amazon, I did not.
*laugh* Oh, Amazon and your silly resistance to recognising made-up words!
Ferns
WHY IS THIS NOT AVAILABLE ON THE GERMAN AMAZON WEBSITE?
What?!
THAT’S RACIST!!!
I’ve just put it up on Smashwords. I haven’t publicised that yet, but please see if you can grab it from there.
Let me know if you still can’t and I will fix it.
YOU MUST HAVE IT!!
Ferns
WAIT!!!
Look, look!!
Phew!
(I think maybe you struck the ‘no no, you are looking for ‘dome chronicles’ aren’t you? We don’t have that!’ problem)
Ferns
Hurray! You fixed it!
Actually I entered “Domme Chronicles” as the search term, weird.
PS: AAAAAH! It automatically corrected to “Dome Chronicles”. I just had to click the little “Yes goddamn you amazon, I meant EXACTLY what I typed, which is DOMME chronicles” link.
Well, I bought it, even though I know the stories <3
Yes, stupid auto correct!!
Thank you for buying it!! So exciting (for me, I mean!!)!
I really hope you enjoy it, even though you know the stories!
Ferns