22M, Illinois: Hello Mistress. Can you lock me up in a dog cage/confinement for a night or longer?
Me: Yes I can. Bring the cage here. To Australia. I await your arrival. Do not contact me again until you get here.
Him: How long can you keep me in a cage?
Me: YOU CONTACTED ME AGAIN, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!@@@!!!
*block*
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Ha! Nice little variation on the party game Simon Says…
But you must be bummed out… ;)
SO bummed *sigh*.
Ferns
*snort*
I see what you did there.
:P.
Ferns
This cracked me up on tumblr when it appeared. So funny
*laugh* I cracked myself up while doing it…
Ferns
You nearly made me spew out my juice… note to self, do not have liquids in your mouth when reading Ferns blog…
:D
Ferns
And this is why I love you Ferns
Bahahahaha!! <3
Ferns
Maybe that’s his thing – getting dommes to block him. :D
I’m ever the service top :).
Ferns
Miss Ferns,
I could get to Australia then *build* a cage. And a house to put it in. Just saying. :-)
Excellent :)!
Get here, build the cage, then build the house. Do not contact me again until it’s done…
*twiddles thumbs*
Ferns
*giggles insanely* Stop it your killing me
You’re* If it helps I now hate myself
Brilliant. Thank you. Laughed a lot.
FERNS QUICK! I saw this and thought of you my love
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/
*flails about giggling helplessly* I mean you know nobody EVER EVER has ever said “why what a lovely scrotum you have”
Coug