“Hey
Anyone can get love
Anyone can get laid
You know you’re home when you find the ones who stay
Brave enough not to tame
They let you burst into flames
Stoke the coals and then watch you blow
They’re the ones make you trust in the universe
When you’re lost and you’re left and it’s getting worse
They’re the ones who you know will get you by
We are all strange
And it ain’t never never ever gonna change.”
—“Strange” LP
A (very) belated birthday nude, a strange pose, a whim, an oddness, an X.
Exquisite, exemplary, extraordinary.
X marks the spot, does it not?
If it does, then my entire body is the spot.
That sounds about right.
Happy birthday to me.
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Absolutely stunning. This photo is art.
(and a belated happy birthday to you).
Thank you so much :)).
I wasn’t sure about this photo, so I really appreciate the loveliness.
Ferns
Aww, I’d say you have nothing to worry about but you are Ferns so you are always going to question yourself!
I admire a tasteful nude as much as the next guy, but you really outdid yourself this year. It’s just such a fascinating nude study. The lines flowing from arm to opposite extended leg, with the shadows and sharpness of B&W. The composition and whatever editing you did is just beautiful.
Oh and you look pretty good too ;-).
<3 <3
Ferns
So beautiful
Thank you :).
Ferns
Spectacular. Well, the birthday nude has always been spectacularer.
Thank you :).
Ferns
Exceptional! I can’t stop looking at it – you have me spellbound. Happy Birthday Ferns. I’m so relieved that you’ve finally posted (after 2 months!). I was worried the plague had got the better of you, but here you are, burning another unforgettable image into my soul. xxx
‘Exceptional’ and ‘spellbound’ are both wonderful outcomes :).
I know, I’m so late with this. Life stuff and such.
Ferns
You take my breath away, Ma’am.
A lovely compliment, thank you :).
Ferns
Thanks!
Gorgeous
Now do “V”
You’re welcome.
As for ‘now do V’, you know that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works…
Ferns
Belated birthday wishes, Ferns. Much love from the other side of the planet.
This is a stunning nude. You have outdone yourself this year!
Also… happy birthday!
Looks amazing! Love the creativity and thought that went into this. Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday my lovely Fairy Domme Mother. I hope you have a super day. And that image is AMAZING
Molly
Strong, beautiful, and artistic – that seems like a great self portrait for the world to see.
I too remember wearing embarrassing jean shorts while I tried to be an X-Wing while jump into a reservoir.
You nailed it, Wedge!
You look like a spider *smirks* Fern’s hates spiders FYI.
Coug
Happy much belated birthday!
Exceptional. Mind and body.
XXX
Your friend and visitor from long ago.
Thank you so much <3.
Ferns
As a Star Wars fan, I’m happy to say that’s a beautiful X-Wing I’d be happy to die inside.
…
…. would expect some feedback from the ground crew tho. We all need advice about our bad landings…
More happy, less dying :).
Ferns
Did you stretch before that photo? I hope you did 😝 Always beautiful photography. That’s one of my favorite songs by LP
Best physical impression of a Star Fury from Babylon 5 ever.
You could vector in any direction and be perfect while doing it.
Got damn, didn’t realise the restrictions….
Happy birthday Ferns! I’ve only recently found your material and am thoroughly appreciating your silliness and wisdom. It’s a charming combination. Grateful that you were born!
Cheers,
Thank you so much for the loveliness :).
Just as well there’s a ton of existing content for you to trawl through since I haven’t posted for a while :).
Ferns
This blog may be a wondrous part of history, but I feel no shame in saying that if you were a Y-wing, you would attack …. OMG you’ve gone.
You’ve actually found something better to do than speak to fumbling mukwumbles.
Well good for you….
Nope, still here, though more HERE and HERE than here.
Ferns
Ferns, as you know, I’m catching up with all your wonderful content.
This is a really beautiful photo of a really wonderful woman (but you already know I already think the last bit of that statement is true..already).
Catch you on the flip side!
Yes, that Michael x (this name is copywritted btw peeps).
Thank you :)).
Ferns
No but seriously, best Star Fury ever.
I had to look that up :D. And thank you :).
Ferns
I wonder … you’re awesome cool and all that, obviously … but … would you pass the immortal … Kobayashi Maru test?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1ah6MOorg
The quote is so relevant, and I love the photo as well
Thank you :).
Ferns
I can wholeheartedly recommend the previous two movies as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKgitu25ZAg